On the subway and a guy just got on enthusiastically telling two cops how much he loves cops "even if the mayor hates em", he ended this exchange with "Donald J. Trump all the way", help

It's funny because I love New Yorkers for their ability to simultaneously hate the mayor AND the cops

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He is now commenting about how I look like a supermodel

"she's probably German or something" please send an asteroid from space to this exact location please

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I'm literally wearing sweatpants and a hoodie for fuck's sake

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OK that's over, it is very telling to me that this dude only started harassing me after the cops got off the train?? Ugh I feel so gross

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@ingrid

am still waiting for that 'can fling people into the sun using the powers of my mind' ability to kick in, unfortunately, sorry

@ingrid 💀💕💀💕💀💕💀💕💀💕💀💕

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