Overhead on the subway, in the context of two kids talking about video games:"what do you do in GTA?""you just become an idiot""oh, cool"
"back in kindergarten Jerry threw an actual stapler at someone""was he like the quiet kid?""no, because the quiet kid usually stays quiet"
One of them just described kindergarten as "back in the good old days"
Apparently when they played pretend Tiffany always wanted to be the character that died."it do be like that sometimes""it be like that, for sure."
These kids are like 11 going on 80, I love it
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