bigtimeposter @bigtimeposter@everything.happens.horse

tried to power a DRYER off of one of those office electrical strips. is this actually a murder plot???

why do I even try? i feel like i should’ve just applied to grad schools when I had the chance. every day I feel less qualified to be here lol.

JFC roommate who got covid and forced us all into lockdown for weeks finally got a negative test back yesterday...and today is asking if he can invite people over for drinks!!! 😭😭 what the fuck!!!

someone called her out on the discrepancy and now she’s driving to New Hampshire to be with her parents?! I think they’re gonna break up

ppl finally pushed back against the couple returning from quarantine early and asked questions about test results and stuff...and it came out that the gf had symptoms on starting on the 4th, despite only telling us on the **8th**!! She tried to make us do a poll to break quarantine on the SIXTH!! 😭😭😭 these ppl r crazyyyyy

was told im a junior data reporter in my annual review & that’s why there’s a pay difference, which, fine, whatever. then don’t have me solo/lead on long-term investigative projects! I agree that I have less experience & have a lot left to learn, but then does it make sense to under-resource me, especially compared to other data reporters? Idk

never been more grateful for my noxious farts....easy way to check to see if I have covid symptoms!! (I do not, they smell horrible)

free from quarantine 💕

taught my group chat how to look up SEC filings, my stupid career is good for something 💋💕

O___O seeing more & more health-focused people in my life becoming anti-vaxxers...this pipeline stresses me out!!!......

another roommate is coughing really loudly.....not sure about that

going to get to know the FOIL officer for NYC Health + Hospitals very well by the end of all of this

lol spent my weekly checkin “walking through” why I wasn’t productive this week (my roommates have covid, city services are failing us, and I have to wear two masks to pee)

On the bright side she WAS basically isolated the past week so hopefully there won’t be an additional cases, but Jesus this incubation period is a slow roll

gf of the guy who got covid (who also shares a room w him)...she had a negative at home test on Friday (who knows the efficacy)....ppl were hyping up her “good immune system” and she texted the house GC a poll about whether she could start hanging out in common areas over the weekend (someone gently told her she had to actually finish her quarantine time).....now she’s finally showing symptoms.....this will never end skskalskkdfkk

hearing that once again art people are trying to appeal to rich tech people....have you tried adding furry art to your museum collection??

NYC’s test and trace daily checkins keep saying my DOB/last name combo is incorrect so I haven’t been able to fill them out. My roommates are experiencing similar problems. Love our functional city’s very functional web forms 🤡

lol I oscillate between feeling bad for this woman bc her dumb bf got covid and extreeemely annoyed (trying to go to the basement even tho she would expose ppl there who have studios etc.)

I am basically out of groceries and I haven’t had a shower in a minute bc I’m so freaked out I hate this entitled stoner so much wtf wtf

I’m so pissed at my roommate. Moved here in mid-January, constant stream of people over inside & unmasked despite multiple conversations, shared BLUNTS w those people, and now has covid. I can’t use my kitchen or my bathroom and I have to wear masks everywhere but my room. Are you fuuuucking kidding me