@ingrid how do you submit something for perfect sentences consideration? Just read this sentence and had to share it:

"But as Conkertrix was defeated by rival Timmy Nuts – who managed to get her conker into his mouth – and she bid farewell to the crowd by flashing her breasts, I wondered if perhaps I was overthinking the whole thing."

Taken from https://observer.co.uk/style/features/article/timmy-nuts-v-pietro-the-pummeller-inside-the-brutal-bloody-world-of-the-peckham-conker-championships