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OK that's over, it is very telling to me that this dude only started harassing me after the cops got off the train?? Ugh I feel so gross

I'm literally wearing sweatpants and a hoodie for fuck's sake

"she's probably German or something" please send an asteroid from space to this exact location please

He is now commenting about how I look like a supermodel

It's funny because I love New Yorkers for their ability to simultaneously hate the mayor AND the cops

On the subway and a guy just got on enthusiastically telling two cops how much he loves cops "even if the mayor hates em", he ended this exchange with "Donald J. Trump all the way", help

Not doing imagenet roulette out of spite

This morning in "everything comes back to Springsteen" galaxy brain thoughts: "Same Drugs" by Chance the Rapper could be listened to as a bittersweet sequel to "Born to Run" and now I just want a Bruce--Chance collab

They're blasting "We Built This City" and doing beer pong on the lawn. Oh fuck now I'm passing one playing some beanbag throwing game? That's real?

Walking past some frat houses in Minneapolis and I really thought that movies made frats like this up for dramatic flair

Just realized that a prior ex of my worst ex is directing an upcoming Marvel movie and is it weird that I celebrate the successes of everyone who ever had to deal with that manipulative jackass

The emotional energy of impatient plane people is so overwhelming, I'm exhausted just listening to it

You really can sing "Ozymandias" to the tune of the "Hey ya" chorus if you really try tho

“Ozymandias“ to the tune of that one Lisa Loeb song from Reality Bites