Ingrid Burrington @ingrid@everything.happens.horse

"is a jabroni a kind of cryptid"

https://buttondown.com/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-118/ this week in sentences: instruments, personality, eight-thirty in the morning, the reigning, every shower curtain, a tumor, clowns, Absent God, sadder, like The Purge, breathless, Germans

I really miss my dog today

Like as an adjunct I appreciate them letting me know before the announcement went out through the campus wide announcements, but how exactly do they think having a rejected applicant in the audience is going to go

I can't believe that the TT job I got rejected for invited me to the job talks

Okay that was really good

Bye AAG, I had a terrible time and cried a lot because prior to and during the conference I had some absolutely terrible work shit go down. I feel bad I wasn't able to be cool and fun and present. But I'm going home early so I can deal with my shit and not bring it to the conference.

Getting a lot of laughs IRL explaining my bad academia situation with the line "to be fair it was my mistake trusting a white woman"

https://buttondown.com/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-117/ this week in sentences: filth, plumbing snake, Paris traffic, baby-shit soft, two topics, inconveniently shaped, shields, pigmenting, field intoxication, several sizes, now-gone, risk, movies, fertile ground

Absolutely not a proportional response on my part, to be clear, I contain a darkness that poisons all it touches

"I hope her son grows up to be an incel and she has to spend the rest of her life wondering what she did wrong"

Revisionist history is bad but the Cole Escola play "Oh, Mary!" is good

https://www.ebay.com/itm/205032335378 i'm not going to spend 94 dollars on a shirt but damn, this is such good dead company merch

Hate finding out, again, that there's no use trusting academics they'll always fuck up your situation

Oh I'm crying because things are bad AND ALSO I haven't eaten today

The only thing I need to know to be sure Netflix's adaptation of The Electric State sucks is they cut the detail that the VR headsets make men lactate and nobody can figure out why

https://buttondown.com/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-116/ this week in sentences: his heart, dinosaurs, a Piranesi etching, the other dads, hurt the world, impossible, the whole performance, ducklings, words they’re singing, content to punish, dust, an expiry, pristine ignorance's stroll