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Dating app profile that says "15 foot Home Depot skeletons ONLY"
@ingrid Lowe's scientists have been trying for six years now to make a skeleton one foot taller but the technology to do it doesn't exist
@ingrid read this in harrowhark’s voice
@ingrid "non skeletons and short kings DNI" lmao
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Wow. That's a,... "choice" I suppose. (so many follow-up Qs in my head) 🤔
@ingrid these height expectations are really getting out of hand
@ingrid pls stop subtooting me