in my mind the only potential buyers for my landlord's building were basically sentient hedge funds because who has 4.3 million dollars but I just remembered movie stars live in my neighborhood and honestly if I get forced out of my home by Margot Robbie or something during a strike that would at least be fucking hilarious
Ranking movie stars by probability they'll kick me out of my apartment when they buy out the building
ScarJo and Colin Jost would kick us out without even looking us in the eye, absolutely
@ingrid listen gwyneth paltrow needs a room for her swords (citation needed, my memory is hazy on this)
Ilana Glazer would be fake-nice at the open house but 100% kick us to the curb