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JASON STATHAM: This common ain't yours, mate
VILLAIN: who are you?
STATHAM: Me? I'm The Goose. And I'm stealing this common back
@ingrid VILLEIN, surely? (I love this.)
@ingrid GREENLIGHT IT
@ingrid in my head, i didnt read this in stathams voice - i read it in seth greens voice, like he imitated statham in the italian job :D
@ingrid I've never seen anything he's done except the Melissa McCarthy movie "Spy", but suddenly think I want to watch Untitled Jason Statham Film.
@toychicken @LinuxAndYarn OMG thank you I love it
@ingrid JASON STATHAM: ::gets in goose car and zooms away::