JASON STATHAM: This common ain't yours, mate
VILLAIN: who are you?
STATHAM: Me? I'm The Goose. And I'm stealing this common back
@ingrid JASON STATHAM: ::gets in goose car and zooms away::
@ingrid GREENLIGHT IT
@ingrid in my head, i didnt read this in stathams voice - i read it in seth greens voice, like he imitated statham in the italian job :D
This is a hometown instance run by Sam and Ingrid, for some friends.
@ingrid JASON STATHAM: ::gets in goose car and zooms away::