Building a time machine just so I can go back and talk to a Neanderthal and hang out with them for a little bit

If you were able to go back in time and meet a Neanderthal, what little gift would you bring them?

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I think I’d bring food, like a Tupperware of brownies or mac and cheese

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I fully believe if I ran into a Neanderthal at the store or the park I would not realize that they weren’t Homo sapiens, I will die on this hill

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@checkervest Absolutely agree. I feel like a lot of those reconstructions try to make the differences as large as they can

@checkervest I'm sorry, very sorry to say but I could absolutely see that last one hosting a podcast

@whiskeysailor no he 100% has a podcast. He has a funko pop collection. He probably does “movie ending EXPLAINED” vids on YT

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@checkervest @whiskeysailor Neanderthal listens to Stairway to Heaven for the first time!

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This is a hometown instance run by Sam and Ingrid, for some friends.