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My first impulse was to reach down and pick it up but I panicked. I think I want a pet skunk.

I love you skunk but I’m in the middle of a conversation with the moon.

Sitting in a park in Brooklyn and a skunk just ran right up to my feet. Literally and figuratively did not see that coming

Welp I finally saw Oppenheimer. I kind of feel like it was just asteroid city with more dramatic music.

Personally hyped for the bummer solstice

POV they turn your spot into a parking lot

I would like to propose that we redefine hoarding as pre-archaeology.

The Mad Max franchise is ok I guess, but why is George Miller leaving so much potential Babe material on the table?

If you have a couple of bucks, you’ll never lack candy on the ny subway

on my whatsapp billionaire buddies groupchat, we're urging the mayor to restore funding to libraries and the composting program. also diverting funding from NYPD to public schools. otherwise, what's the point of having all this $$$?

It’s nice to see the neighborhood tulip house still holding it down.

Dream, pt 2, location Louisville, KY: Walking down the street, I’m enlisted by a very busy funeral home to officiate a funeral. Someone has chosen ‘Stayin’ Alive’ by The Bee Gees as funeral song and the family of the deceased is upset by this. Based on the song selection they’re afraid I will say something inappropriate and fire me on the spot. I understand their concern and I’m ok with their decision.

Dream pt 1, location Louisville, KY: Ned Beatty (as mogul Arthur Jensen from the film Network) is supposed to partner with me in an apartment renovation. He arrives with a large piece of reclaimed wood but is disappointed to find that a gut renovation is required. Feeling that I misrepresented the situation, he’s angry and abandons our partnership. After some tense moments we part ways amicably.

Slumgullion stew.

The Green Knight is a Christmas movie.