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One more peep out of you, wisenheimer, and I’ll butter your necktie.

Anyway, I stopped the lady and tried to explain how this is, in fact, art. We had a dialogue and I’m not sure I convinced her, but we’re getting married next month.

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If you stand on a street corner in midtown Manhattan, if you’re quiet and you just listen, you’ll still hear someone say “welcome to New York” in a sardonic tone.

Bridget Riley at the Morgan Library. The older lady walking past me said “I don’t consider this art”

cemetery, animal remains 🦴 

@ranjit those tree tags are a frustrating tease.

cemetery, animal remains 🦴 

@ranjit obviously it is the remains of a fish who valiantly tried to advance the evolution of its species but tragically expired before it could bring news of crabapple hyper-abundance to its sea-bound compatriots

cemetery, animal remains 🦴 

@ranjit what animal you think?

undeniably true and correct food opinion 

@ranjit vanderpumpernickelback up the volume is an all time great film

undeniably true and correct food opinion 

@ranjit pumpernickelback is the best band

@ranjit I don't know who kelvin is but he can do his own math.

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Horsin' Around

This is a hometown instance run by Sam and Ingrid, for some friends.