Online reviews of this aftershave: Pleasant, middle-of-the-road, not too strong.
My review of this aftershave: The smoke alarm is going off, the cat is hissing at the ceiling, the windows are permanently etched, the new milk in the fridge curdled, I’m crying out my ears, I’m getting a call from the county bomb squad,
@vruba ^—Me, with any product not clearly labeled “unscented, hypoallergenic” and some that are.
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@falxcerebri I’ve just been drinking a glug of the aftershave every day to build up a resistance. I can’t live in fear of things that happen to smell like the odor equivalent of the THX sound. It seems to help to wait until just before I want to nap anyway, because I usually get pretty dizzy.
