Online reviews of this aftershave: Pleasant, middle-of-the-road, not too strong.
My review of this aftershave: The smoke alarm is going off, the cat is hissing at the ceiling, the windows are permanently etched, the new milk in the fridge curdled, I’m crying out my ears, I’m getting a call from the county bomb squad,
Trying to replace it and finding only two options:
1. Dr Nourishment’s health gel with SkinCling paste-forming technology, glycerol, wood glue, palm oil, vitamin A, vitamin B1, vitamin B2, vitamin B3, vitamin B5, vitamin B6, vitamin B7, vitamin B9, vitamin B12, vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E, vitamin K, textured vegetable protein, plaster, hagfish slime, extra vitamin B2, and The Deserving Pore® skin-clogging microplastics.
2. Killshot Man Violence, the Body Thrashing Exit Wound Sterilizer.
@vruba Weird. My observation is that my wife gets different skin creams for each eye brow / hour of the day, while I get exactly one that‘s good for face, hands, body and the bike chain.
@vruba exit wound *exfoliator*
@vruba
You should check Target, they have Masculine Nostalgia Brand Facial Reclaimer. It comes in a couple scents: Cedar & Carburetors is okay, but Bourbon-Soaked Shag Rug & Lemon Loam is my favorite. And the added dehydrating silica gel and brown shoe polish give me that rugged seventies-style surfing alcoholic complexion that really complements my sexual frustration.
(Still chuckling over "Body Thrashing")