Today I learned about the existence of four wick scented candles.

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@sgillies Parsing this as: four (wick scented) candles.

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@vruba @sgillies “But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the bastards went to four wicks. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three wicks and a holder. Scent or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to five wicks.”

@migurski @vruba If our candle smelled like fireworks, it would be the John Wick of scented candles.

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