my new favorite thing to do at dinner parties is when someone turns to me and asks "so what are you a professor of," i smile real wide and say GUESS because 1) i'm an asshole and 2) they know that i know that they were going to say "gender studies" but now they're definitely not going to say that at all
@oddletters lollll this is terrific
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@jaykaydee thank you for encouraging my bad behavior ☺️
@oddletters I think it's high time that "absent-minded" got replaced with "chaotic" in terms of professorial archetypes