Ingrid Burrington @ingrid@everything.happens.horse

That face Charlize Theron makes when she's been stabbed in Fury Road but she has to keep driving? That's me, right now, but in the Moynihan Train Hall and instead of war boys there are McKinsey consultants and instead of stabbing it's me having more coffee after having cold brew first thing at 5:30 in the morning

if you're not already tuned in to COMSTOCK CON the livestream just came back from lunch: https://www.comstockcon.com/livestream

Mixed up Kate Berlant and Lauren Berlant again

making an AI that identifies everyone's emotion as "angry" and using Bruce Banner in the demo to trick investors

no I don't want to subscribe to a service, I just want to own and listen to MP3s, literally the functionality that made smart phones cool

https://buttondown.email/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-72/ this week in sentences: essentially ballet, Barbie cunt, shovel, only the unintentional, ongoing negotiation, obscured detail, the horse with the funniest name, tragic or trivial

if you saw an aurora no you didn't, don't snitch on the sun doing geomagnetic crimes

Still thinking about I Saw The TV Glow, glad some casting director saw Detective Pikachu and said "I bet that Justice Smith guy has a primal scream in him"

Entirely fucked up by I Saw The TV Glow

Ramsey has decided that the white people appropriated version of yoga is basically Pokemon and unfortunately he has a point

Ramsey called me a "level 3 yoga bitch" this morning please respect my privacy in this time

I have questions for the guy on the A train with a t shirt that says "JP Morgan Chase Data for Good"

Yes, this shirt is paired with a Patagonia jacket

Love the Amtrak conductor who asked the lady taking the train all the way to Springfield VA if she had snacks and said "that's what I'm talking about" when she said yes, thank you for affirming snacks sir

For the second time in my life yesterday I saw Björk walking around Brooklyn Bridge Park, treating this as a good omen

I beg your pardon

There are many things to be annoyed by with the Pulitzer Prizes AND ALSO it is very gross that savior porn Cobalt Red was a finalist for nonfiction!!

anyway tonight's the last class of the semester and i'm very happy to have worked with these extremely weird young people

one of my students texted me to let me know they're not feeling well (giving them my number was probably a mistake) but also on my offhand recommendation they looked into actor network theory and deemed it "cool stuff"

https://buttondown.email/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-71/ this week in sentences: lest this become, things simply happen, drop everything, just the crimes, a sudden mineralization, confection prevails, petulantly trivial, David Cross, a palpable quality