Ingrid Burrington @ingrid@everything.happens.horse

Ramsey just found out that the song "Midnight at the Oasis" was not written for Waiting for Guffman

ah the classic "forgot to eat until 4pm and eating somehow makes you more sleepy"

https://buttondown.com/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-162/ this week in sentences: menace, chaos, loop, onesie, worm, thus, understood, before reality, potato, dissolved

still slaps

found out one of my colleagues at the new job is a Brad Neely fan, big breakthrough in building rapport

I understand the rationale but it's still really disappointing to hear so many people just take the "AI isn't going to go away so you should just learn and adapt to it" position, like man animal cruelty at scale hasn't gone away and people are still vegetarians

the only body cams I want democrats to support are the ones used by sex workers

https://buttondown.com/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-161/ this week in sentences: slapstick, context, cones, potato, wisdom, Toyota Camry, chewing, synthetic, super-cow, very online, sharpest, fog

Is it poor form at this stage to send a note politely asking for an update, unclear to me if this is miscommunication or petty power tripping and not sure if inquiring will violate some unspoken rule

Unclear why my dissertation committee is taking its sweet time in sending back signed defense paperwork but it's due tomorrow and it's very annoying having done everything asked of me well in advance and still have this all come down to the wire

https://buttondown.com/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-160/ this week in sentences: cubes, inadequate, embarrassing, fool, talent, ghost, superior, inkjet, rudely, impatience, searing, eyrie, sickos, neither, fine

exciting update that I officially got the rights to Networks of New York reverted to me from Melville House, which means I can self publish a revised edition for 2026 watch this space

most rooms are situation rooms when you think about it

https://buttondown.com/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-159/ this week in sentences: splintering, threefold, extinguishing, television, sincerely, soul-sucking, upheaval, library, minor, ornament, quasi-government, gentler, virtually, peculiar

a footnote in a section on Sam Altman's find-my-friends startup Loopt: "Arguably, ChatGPT could also be framed as a product to prevent people from never having to eat lunch alone, although I don’t know if “lunch with a sycophantic imaginary friend who might encourage you to commit suicide or start a cult” is an improvement."

I passed my defense with some minor revision requests from my committee that I'm working through today; it is very funny coming back to my punchier commentary and seeing them be like "hmm rethink this"

still thinking about the store that sells bone broth and slop bowls near my work that has a sign outside that says "drink your bones"

why would you say it like that

annoyed that it's been easier to find archival media of geo software stuff from the early 1990s than find decent documentation of geo conferences in like 2007