Ingrid Burrington @ingrid@everything.happens.horse

The Atlantic publishing a take with the phrase "legally killed child" has me thinking we really are in Omelas here

https://buttondown.email/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-74/ this week in sentences: fern sex, the experience of email, loose physics, ineffable, an omelette, seemed capable

We are coming home from a long weekend upstate and stuck in traffic to the GWB and now it is my turn to say "time for some traffic problems in Fort Lee"

https://buttondown.email/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-73/ this week in sentences: made to reckon, various degrees of vileness, an apparatus to accommodate, piss boy, Damascus

And a picture of some cute dogs because I sent out the newsletter late today

Does being a spouse of a Supreme Court justice make you into a total freak or do you have to already be like that for your spouse to be considered for the position

Big day for failing upward!!

That face Charlize Theron makes when she's been stabbed in Fury Road but she has to keep driving? That's me, right now, but in the Moynihan Train Hall and instead of war boys there are McKinsey consultants and instead of stabbing it's me having more coffee after having cold brew first thing at 5:30 in the morning

if you're not already tuned in to COMSTOCK CON the livestream just came back from lunch: https://www.comstockcon.com/livestream

Mixed up Kate Berlant and Lauren Berlant again

making an AI that identifies everyone's emotion as "angry" and using Bruce Banner in the demo to trick investors

no I don't want to subscribe to a service, I just want to own and listen to MP3s, literally the functionality that made smart phones cool

https://buttondown.email/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-72/ this week in sentences: essentially ballet, Barbie cunt, shovel, only the unintentional, ongoing negotiation, obscured detail, the horse with the funniest name, tragic or trivial

if you saw an aurora no you didn't, don't snitch on the sun doing geomagnetic crimes

Still thinking about I Saw The TV Glow, glad some casting director saw Detective Pikachu and said "I bet that Justice Smith guy has a primal scream in him"

Entirely fucked up by I Saw The TV Glow

Ramsey has decided that the white people appropriated version of yoga is basically Pokemon and unfortunately he has a point

Ramsey called me a "level 3 yoga bitch" this morning please respect my privacy in this time

I have questions for the guy on the A train with a t shirt that says "JP Morgan Chase Data for Good"

Yes, this shirt is paired with a Patagonia jacket