Ingrid Burrington @ingrid@everything.happens.horse

https://buttondown.com/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-196/ this week in sentences: Dave, ant, garbage, feckless, narrow, in fact, lizardlike, tasks, gum, slippers

https://buttondown.com/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-195/ this week in sentences: accidents, affection, sadly, concedes, intact, waterwheel, somehow, canoe, proclivities, beige, grudges

No no you see what I meant was that my AI girlfriend had done “an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions” of my heart, your honor

oh fuck, Annie Dillard died

https://buttondown.com/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-194/ this week in sentences: neutral, Denmark, discomfort, Alpha, handbag, wrinkly, Wife, dance, mad, repeating, termites, incubus, Sheryl Crow

Bleeding edge technology? No thanks, I don't want to get blood all over my stuff

Having to check myself for being confused why I'm so tired after getting up at 6am and taking my sick mom to radiation treatment and back by 11am

https://buttondown.com/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-193/ this week in sentences: probably, also, jeggings, crickets, cotton, stubborn, tax, Dolphin Mode, skull, loaf, manufactured, cryptids, lifeworld, drivel, shawl, haughty

https://buttondown.com/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-192/ this week in sentences: demons, consonants, 1990s, wheat, capsules, pizza, Oculus, geophysics, villa, tomato, xenophobia-free, enthusiasm, discreetly, brains

Read a blog post by Bill Gates on the Gates Foundation website about AI and 1) OpenAI built chatGPT as a demo for him specifically to secure MSFT investment so this is your fault dude 2) if everyone knew I'd gotten an STD on Epstein Island I would simply withdraw from public life??

Pascal's prediction market is this anything

no no you misunderstand the left didn't get carried away with pronouns, they were carried away BY pronouns, a swarm of them like Lilliputians, stronger than you'd expect for a bunch of consonants and vowels

https://buttondown.com/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-191/ this week in sentences: worst, flatter, lobsters, less, podcast, geopolitics, iron, highlighting, ops, weight, range, serious, wolf, problem

being told that i have to and "train" Gemini for it to be an effective support for my job is so goofy

https://buttondown.com/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-190/ this week in sentences: bittersweetness, radiation, werewolves, refute, pipeline, ramp, excoriate, wigs, gourd, mud, qualified, off-putting, pigeons, glow, toaster

Checking in on my downstairs neighbor's cat this weekend and I have never been more desperate for an animal's approval than Wellington the cat's