- I sound like I must be arrogant, and should be less so
- I should be less opinionated about things
- I shouldn’t have so many followers
- Referring to people who read my writings as “my readers” is pretentious and indicative of a deeply flawed character
- I should take photographs in color
- I should stay in my lane
- I should go back to Twitter, where people like me belong
@oddletters Oh, you're here. Yay!