very & shoes @quaad@everything.happens.horse

@casey it was your words! But I admit I cracked myself up a little

We had something of a blow around here last night, now most of the leaves that were on the trees are on the ground.

@casey sorry, I forgot it was no salamander nose ember

@skinnylatte don’t forget that it’s also toxic to produce. Seems like the only real solution is to stop making the stuff. https://www.ehn.org/petrochemical-plastics-2655322927.html

I watched The Women (1939) which is bonkers and hilarious and doesn't have a single man appear on camera. I've seen it before and I really thought that the husbands appeared in the final scene but maybe i'm mixing it up with another film or maybe it's just genius and makes you conjure up scenes in your mind.

@ingrid at first glance I read that as a Sondheim/Seuss collab

@tripofmice sadly, most people learn about the law by watching cop shows.

@1moremin nah, it's trying to figure out if it can eat ya

so just found out that the NYPD is spending $390 million to encrypt their radio communications while libraries are cutting back on services due to budget cuts.

@1moremin jumpers are the extroverts of the spider world.

@1moremin they hella jump

Does anyone else keep jumping spiders as pets?

@ingrid ♥️

@tripofmice wait, you’ve been putting all those books on there for free??

@tripofmice that and not much else these days

@tripofmice I read somewhere that skittles contain titanium dioxide which was banned in europe. so if you're in france, it make in fact be illegal to make skittle croissants. or pain au skittles

@ranjit happy ozzyversary!

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