Ingrid Burrington @ingrid@everything.happens.horse

Have we considered making Kathy Hochul try to ride a fixie through Manhattan traffic to scare her straight

does she...you know...See the TV Glow

An imperfect comparison but hiring software engineers to solve coding puzzles to train AI reminds me of the clones in Never Let Me Go who get a few extra years of life by basically being hospice nurses for other clones getting their organs harvested

The Democrats are trying to lose the presidential election really is the Occam's razor explanation huh

Love to cancel an ultrasound because my symptoms seemed to have cleared up and then 24 hours later have new, worse symptoms

Having a real "is it an ovarian cyst or are you dying or hey maybe it's cancer!!" kind of day, physical pain and hypochondria-wise

Lots of my friends are having kids and instead of that I'm researching top surgery, feeling cool and normal

https://buttondown.email/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-75/ this week in sentences: hell is real, before my body became, one day, presence that costs, delicate equipoise, set upon

Almost started a fight last night with the guy leaving the movie theater loudly talking about how he didn't get I Saw The TV Glow (this was my second time seeing it) but then he dropped his vape on the sidewalk and that seemed like enough of a self own for him

@andy it's very A Carroll Gardens Homeowner of them lol

I told our landlord that I was sorry that the neighbor was too cowardly to speak to us directly about it and apparently other people are more taken aback by "coward" as a descriptor than me

Today in I'm Definitely Getting Priced Out Of The Neighborhood: my landlord has asked if we can hose down THE CURB of our block when our dog pees because a neighbor has complained about the temporary smell of piss

The storm disliker has logged on

*Mario voice* it's a-me, espresso

Just found out that you can't apply to become an FBI agent if you're 37 or older and I don't really want to become a fed but I'm somehow still annoyed at hitting a "too old" cutoff

stressing out that all the people I've recommended I Saw The TV Glow to won't vibe with it

The Atlantic publishing a take with the phrase "legally killed child" has me thinking we really are in Omelas here