https://buttondown.email/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-70/ this week in sentences: this thing called an economy, long game, abide a chicken, nocturnal gelato, embarrassing about it, overdetermined, 100%
Should I pivot to working in oil and gas next because it seems like by the time I show up to an industry it starts getting murdered
https://buttondown.email/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-69/ this week in (nice) sentences: an insult to serpents, tongue-bathe the boots, a salad so fancy, a lonely branch somewhere, telexes with one hand, deranged pirouettes, rabid fan bases
Uspol shitpost
Prestige media: it's fine to withhold consequential info about the Trump admin for a year so it can be a scoop in a reporter's big deal book
Also prestige media: how dare you not let us publish detailed information about jurors in a politically volatile trial in real time as the trial unfolds
"These tradcore breeders engage in roleplay based on major fandom media, calling one another 'the Jim to my Pam'"
https://buttondown.email/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-68/ this week in sentences: infelicitous, health and busyness, bad writers, as great a gulf, 'sexy' ghoul, antique, deciduous, contraption or gizmo
Names of some real bills written by actual congresspeople, on our dime:
Hands Off Our Home Appliances Act
Liberty in Laundry Act
Clothes Dryers Reliability Act
Refrigerator Freedom Act
Stop Unaffordable Dishwasher Standards Act
Again, I did not name these. These came from the brain trust of Very Serious Men and Women of the Grand Old Party.
https://buttondown.email/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-67/ this week in sentences: clownfish, kissing a man, over-sanity, in disguise as a mime, not lobstering, dead kangaroos, avalanche survivor, dramatic palm fronds, my imaginary dachshund