Ingrid Burrington @ingrid@everything.happens.horse

On the one hand, I'm at a conference where I'll get to see lots of people I know

On the other hand: lots of people, yikes

Made it to Portland and once again will be asleep by 9pm

Still thinking about the sticker I saw on a guy's hard hat on the bus yesterday that said "OnlyCranes" in the OnlyFans logo design

Kind of want to ask this small Canadian child in the park to elaborate on why Kylo Ren is his favorite Star Wars character

Because I have so little money right now and museums are expensive my day off in Vancouver was seeing Pixel Orca and from a distance the container port

Just saw a bus ad for a jazz radio station that said "don't pay for sax" and have half a mind to call in and say sax work is work

All the suggestions were good but hear me out: instead of that, I go to a botanical garden in the neighborhood William Gibson supposedly lives in on the off chance of a sighting

So hard to keep up with American politics while abroad, in Canada

Using the fact I'm currently in Canada as an excuse to not follow DNC stuff like I'm 12 time zones away and not just in Vancouver

If I have no plans tomorrow in Vancouver and it's maybe going to rain what should I go do

I suppose being a multi-university town helps but I really can't get over how many regular and used bookstores there seem to be in Vancouver, is this a weird after effect of healthcare

This was a joke but I was walking to a pho place for dinner and there was a dog just lying outside on the street asking people for belly rubs

Saying hello to every single dog in Canada

buy new shoes while i'm in vancouver because my current shoes have holes in the bottom or convince myself this means I'm experiencing the city with the authenticity of a local who might say "no worries" to wet feet

https://buttondown.com/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-86/ this week in sentences: untowardly nude, corn leaves, use in sport, sole person in serif, very few things, dirty underwear, a macaron, euphemisms, static, a thousand gilded hydrants, traffics in attention

This Airbnb has a German shepherd named SHERMAN who lives upstairs and he is a big sweetie

Is somebody gonna match my Freakonomics