Ingrid Burrington @ingrid@everything.happens.horse

Update: my backpack has too many pockets and I found my keys

Got to the airport for a red-eye after two weeks away from home and it appears that at some point in the last 14 days I lost my keys?? Coming home totally fine and not ragged as hell thanks for asking

My general vibe for #xoxofest is apparently spiraling at mortality and the amnesiac cycle of all of us barnacle-ing resistant little communities onto a series of sinking ships

Got a pep talk from a security guard how humiliating

Fucking hate how in Portland everyone asks if you're ok when you're crying I miss New York

I walked out because I started crying haha

Really proud of the boys of neverpo.st watching them do a live show episode and also low-key sad realizing how much the show I work on for them does not nor will it ever have the same level of appeal or production quality and care??

You put on EMOTION in its entirety and expect us to just chill, monsters

Grateful for the masks required policy at #xoxofest because now no one can see me lip syncing to the entire Carly Rae Jepsen album playing before the talks begin

On the one hand, I'm at a conference where I'll get to see lots of people I know

On the other hand: lots of people, yikes

Made it to Portland and once again will be asleep by 9pm

Still thinking about the sticker I saw on a guy's hard hat on the bus yesterday that said "OnlyCranes" in the OnlyFans logo design

Kind of want to ask this small Canadian child in the park to elaborate on why Kylo Ren is his favorite Star Wars character

Because I have so little money right now and museums are expensive my day off in Vancouver was seeing Pixel Orca and from a distance the container port

Just saw a bus ad for a jazz radio station that said "don't pay for sax" and have half a mind to call in and say sax work is work

All the suggestions were good but hear me out: instead of that, I go to a botanical garden in the neighborhood William Gibson supposedly lives in on the off chance of a sighting

So hard to keep up with American politics while abroad, in Canada