maxhorse @max@everything.happens.horse

i also recently had to tell a designer that although I am terminally online might they consider that the design language they have chosen looks entirely like buttholes, to which I was told haha yeah that’s true… but no changes were made

re erin’s toot, my jorb has offices in two states I would no longer travel to, and for now I have opted just not to say anything about how I do not plan to visit those offices

Went to a gem and mineral show and bought a black mirror.

@ingrid <3

Custom license plate registration completed.

I bought a truck on mastodon https://mastodon.social/@waldoj/110990401109803817

@berd Cf. https://craigmod.com/essays/smartphones_in_myanmar/

… which I think about all the time.

@berd I wonder if Craig Mod might have any direct connections since he reported from there about the new internet before/as the bad stuff happened.

Waterproof is basically bad. Got it.

I just blocked Jason Scott. End of an era (of paying attention to him) I guess.

Turning off the internet until Sunday at 6pm after the Barbenheimer

@berd I think the phrase “keep my name out of your mouth” is appropriate

@berd As a verified idiot, I did not catch the non-mentioned thing and also assumed at the jump I was about to learn about the haunted creation of the Tandy computer 😂

I was trying not to make this one my “main” or whatever because it feels like my tiny friend group alal sekrit twittr but I dunno.

My other mastodon account can’t favorite things or reply or get updates so I can’t tell if the server’s hosed or getting defederated.

@berd ✋

@ingrid https://twitter.com/Thatoneguy64/status/1657537643041677312

It took me until today to realize that SMS / iMessages are Mastodon’s DMs and … I love it !?

my kid calls the dog “Bro” in the most tracksuit surf grom way