Ingrid Burrington @ingrid@everything.happens.horse

update: because the weather is going to be bad and probably not a lot of people will show, they will only be showing my landlords' ground floor apartment should I go and ask everyone how they made 4 million dollars

might set up a little blog to rate the outfits of people who come through the open houses the realtor is doing on the building (which I actually will be at home for b/c no, I don't have anywhere to take a 10 year old dog for 2 hours)

Ilana Glazer would be fake-nice at the open house but 100% kick us to the curb

ScarJo and Colin Jost would kick us out without even looking us in the eye, absolutely

Pretty sure Ebon Moss-Bachrach already owns his place in Brooklyn Heights but if he were in the market I bet he'd be charmed by our setup enough to let us stay

Ranking movie stars by probability they'll kick me out of my apartment when they buy out the building

in my mind the only potential buyers for my landlord's building were basically sentient hedge funds because who has 4.3 million dollars but I just remembered movie stars live in my neighborhood and honestly if I get forced out of my home by Margot Robbie or something during a strike that would at least be fucking hilarious

Me: I will continue to be a graduate student because health insurance

University Health Insurance: why would we pay for a covid booster, it's not like a college campus is a perfect place for a virus to multiply lol

well the good news is Kitty might not be in renal failure but instead she might have spleen cancer? more tests to follow. would love if things weren't constantly happening at once over here.

(belatedly bc the instance crashed yesterday)

https://buttondown.email/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-38/ this week in sentences: grasping, a $500 minivan, larvae, a debauched ghost, the kind of academic, actually existing, mutually contradictory

I'm so annoyed that I used this term in an article on a now-shuittered publication before him (which he probably didn't see, to be fair, bc he'd have a better analysis if he had) and he's more famous than me so everyone is gonna run with his framing, lol

respectfully: Cory Doctorow's definition of "means of computation" is too focused on software and thereby an incomplete approach to addressing the challenges he outlines

"Like from Call Me By Your Name?" I ask the owner of a pug named Elio

(my landlord is selling our building, I am heartbroken, and my denial stage is basically pursuing an unhinged collective organizing project)

vacillating between "it's delulu to be trying to start a housing co-op with your friends" and "this is literally the only way any of us will be able to stay in this stupid town we love until we die"

https://ripcorp.biz/episodes/rip-docs-the-vice-bankruptcy new spicy little RIP Corp! in which Katie Way (of the much-loved Hell Gate) and i talked about some of the weird details and unsolved mysteries within Vice's bankruptcy documents.

https://buttondown.email/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-37/ this week in sentences: treating fences, backwards baseball cap, a number of people, the situation, but mostly, the hardest thing she'd ever do

Most days these days I feel like a fuckup but you know it helps to remember that Grimes and I are pretty close in age and I made it to my late 30s without having three children with undoubtedly The Worst Guy, so there's that

Indulging in my toxic trait of looking at storefronts for rent in my neighborhood when I have literally negative $300 to my name (side note, love how the stress of financial instability makes me think I should stop seeing a therapist, the activity that helps me avoid spiraling out over stressful stuff)