https://buttondown.email/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-39/ this week in sentences: imperial swagger, over and over, odious children, slow-moving, the aspiring canceled
update: because the weather is going to be bad and probably not a lot of people will show, they will only be showing my landlords' ground floor apartment should I go and ask everyone how they made 4 million dollars
Pretty sure Ebon Moss-Bachrach already owns his place in Brooklyn Heights but if he were in the market I bet he'd be charmed by our setup enough to let us stay
Ranking movie stars by probability they'll kick me out of my apartment when they buy out the building
in my mind the only potential buyers for my landlord's building were basically sentient hedge funds because who has 4.3 million dollars but I just remembered movie stars live in my neighborhood and honestly if I get forced out of my home by Margot Robbie or something during a strike that would at least be fucking hilarious
(belatedly bc the instance crashed yesterday)
https://buttondown.email/perfectsentences/archive/perfect-sentences-38/ this week in sentences: grasping, a $500 minivan, larvae, a debauched ghost, the kind of academic, actually existing, mutually contradictory
I'm so annoyed that I used this term in an article on a now-shuittered publication before him (which he probably didn't see, to be fair, bc he'd have a better analysis if he had) and he's more famous than me so everyone is gonna run with his framing, lol
(my landlord is selling our building, I am heartbroken, and my denial stage is basically pursuing an unhinged collective organizing project)